A pigeon shat on me in a Wendy’s parking lot

Only 2 times in my life have I been pooped on by a pigeon in a Wendy’s parking lot after having a large Baconator combo meal. Today after eating a large baconator combo, a pigeon dropped a particularly runny poop on my right shoulder on my way back to my 1998 Chevy Cavalier. I currently hold long $15 calls on Wendy’s. So I am stuck unless the market goes up. Every time a pigeon s*** on my shoulder after eating a large baconator combo meal, I made more money than needed and from somewhere unexpec

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