I open up the S-1 and lo and behold, what do I see? For the first six months of 2026, Anthropic had a modest operating loss of $693 million paired with an absolutely massive book loss of more than $72 billion. So I ask myself, how can this be? Why, as always, the simplest explanation is the best. They're one of us. I mean, how the hell do you lose $72b like this in 6 months if you're not on WSB. They probably shorted oil or loaded up on gourd futures, or some stupid shit like that. And you know where they got the idea to do it. Mods, if you're seeing this, I have a plan to make Anthropic investable. We just need to find their wsb account and ban it.
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