Me Amazon. Big monkey. 🦍 Me buy Anthropic shares when cheap. 🍌 Me also sell Anthropic compute. Lots of compute. Anthropic need compute to make AI magic. Me have idea. 🧠 Why sell compute for little money when me can sell compute for BIG BIG BIG MONEY? Hmmmm. Lots of bananas. 🍌🍌🍌 Me smart monkey. Me give Anthropic $1 billion in free compute. Free? HA! Monkey not stupid. Monkey own Anthropic shares. Anthropic now make $1 billion more profit. Margins look beautiful. Analyst monkeys say 85% gross margins. Good margins. No money burning. Cash flow positive. Excellent monkey business! Wall Street see big margins. Wall Street love this monkey business! Wall Street monkeys scream: AI! BIG GROWTH! BIG PROFIT! TAKE MY BANANAS! 🍌🍌🍌 Wall Street value extra $1 billion profit at 100x. BOOM. Anthropic worth $100 billion more at IPO. 🚀 Wait wait wait. Monkey do math. 🧮 Me own 10% of Anthropic. Me shares now worth $10 billion more. Me spend $1 billion giving away compute. Me make $10 billion in stock value. ONE BILLION BANANAS IN. TEN BILLION BANANAS OUT. Ooooh. Monkey like this game. 🦍 Me sell shares. $9 BILLION PROFIT. 🍌💰 Later Anthropic must pay normal prices for compute. Margins go down. Stock go down. 📉 Oh no! Very sad. Anyway. Me already have bananas. Me Amazon. Me very smart monkey. 🦍 You IPO monkey. You hold bag. Me eat bananas. 🍌
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